I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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