I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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