You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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