one might say we're banned from that church
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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