so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
we're making bets on your personal life
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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