dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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