brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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