On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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