You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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