If i come over, it means nothing
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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