he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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