so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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