I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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