yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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