this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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