just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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