He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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