you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
