would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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