You made me cry and you don't even care
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
He felt like a one man threesome
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Shame - the story of my life.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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