Please, let me fuck your mom
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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