You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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