saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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