He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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