On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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