she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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