If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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