thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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