walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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