I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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