what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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