are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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