She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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