did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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