Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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