Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
In other news, I just burned my penis
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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