so that wasnt chicken after all
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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