god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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