Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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