idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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