you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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