have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
My penis needs a shock collar
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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