i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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