3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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