doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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