Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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