just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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