i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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