jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
