A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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